Text 24 Apr

Do you ever start fucking around taking nudes and then get a really good one and you’re like wow that’s so good and I can’t show that to anyone damnit

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con-vic-tion:

holyshit hahahahahahahaah

RIGHT FOOT RED

robo-cop-a-feel:

con-vic-tion:

holyshit hahahahahahahaah

RIGHT FOOT RED

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Photo 23 Apr Ah yes I will enjoy it so very much
Along with my dentist appointment next week

Ah yes I will enjoy it so very much
Along with my dentist appointment next week

Text 23 Apr 131,912 notes

skypyro:

howidiotic:

when people play things out loud rather than wearing headphones

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When people play their music so loud while wearing headphones that you can hear it clearly… 

Video 23 Apr 71,091 notes

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danteogodofsoup:

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standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

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livelife-havefun-partyhard:

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

oh my god he’s so into it

funny as fuck
Text 23 Apr 1,615 notes

enoshima-junko:

leonardo-dicapri-no:

when u find out ur crush is singleimage

when u find out u still havent found ur berries

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Text 23 Apr 149,508 notes

i only look attractive for a max of 5 mins and this usually when no one is around

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via tru.
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kevinkinky-:

unclefather:

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute

spookyxleijon:

kevinkinky-:

unclefather:

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute

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via Welcome..
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odysseiarex:

none gender with left female

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tastefullyoffensive:

Goat GIFs [x]

Previously: Animals Stealing Food

oh my god i want a goat!

Photo 23 Apr 107,854 notes

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